JABBA THE PIRATE

Yay!!!! Just got my new truck today. It is a standard and after work today I learned to drive stick again. I have not done so since I was 17. It is not that bad. Weird after driving a auto for four years and never having to do anything. I have to acctually pay attention now. Here is a picture of what it looks like. this pic is the same color and everything. The only differce I could see was the plates.




Enjoy!!!?!

Pieing is the act of throwing a pie at someone. In recent years, the term has also acquired a political dimension and has come to mean throwing a pie at an authority figure, politician, or celebrity as a means of protesting the target's political beliefs or a perceived flaw — arrogance, hubris — in the target's character. (A variation of pieing, when the target is hit with a cake instead of a pie, is called "caking.")

The political act of pieing has its origins in the "pie in the face" gag from slapstick comedy (first popularized by movie director Mack Sennett around the year 1914 in his Keystone Kops silent movies). Throwing pies as a comedy staple came into its own in the Laurel & Hardy classic short film, "Battle of the Century" (1927) which, according to legend, required four thousand pies. Pie-throwing became a convention of early slapstick movies made by the Marx Brothers, the Three Stooges, and others.

The probable originator of the pieing as a political act was Aron Kay, a Yippie, who first pied singer and anti-gay-rights activist Anita Bryant in Des Moines, Iowa, in 1977 (audio footage of the incident is included in the Chumbawamba song Just Desserts). Kay subsequently pied, among many others, William F. Buckley, G. Gordon Liddy, E. Howard Hunt, William Shatner, and Andy Warhol. Kay retired in 1992 after pieing right-wing activist Randall Terry. Recently, the Belgian anarchist and surrealist Noel Godin has gained a following for pieing figures whom he believes take themselves too seriously, most notably filmmaker Jean-Luc Godard during the Cannes Film Festival. His favorite target is Bernard-Henri Lévy. Godin's popularity has inspired many copy catters. (Godin stated that the men he most desired to pie were Bill Clinton, Tony Blair, John Travolta, Tom Cruise, and Pope John Paul II.)

The anonymous Biotic Baking Brigade has pied, among others, conservative pundits Ann Coulter and David Horowitz; Green Party politician Ralph Nader; and Fred Phelps, the controversial leader of the Westboro Baptist Church. The Canadian group the Entartistes, founded by Rhinoceros Party founder François Gourd, has also pied many, including then–Prime Minister of Canada Jean Chrétien.

"The pie gives power back to the people because so many feel powerless in the face of big politicians and industrialists," explained Pope-Tart (a pseudonym), a member of the Entartistes. [1] Newsweek columnist Gertz Kuntzman wrote that pieing "deserves to be one of the most celebrated traditions in our so-called culture." [2]

Sometimes pieing targets suffer the prank with good humor. Godard was very pleased at being pied; he intervened with the Cannes authorities on behalf of Godin to prevent him from being arrested. By contrast, Bernard-Henri Lévy has on multiple occasions attacked Godin and his followers, and Ann Coulter pressed charges in 2005 when she was pied at the University of Arizona.[3] Activist David Horowitz said of his pieing, "These attacks are sinister. The person who throws a pie is saying, ‘I hate you. I don't want you to speak.' I never saw it coming. And it took away my dignity. When you're lecturing, you're supposed to have an authority. But a pie turns it into a food fight." [4]

Happy Birthday Katie! YAY FOR TWENTY! One more year closer to death...... I mean one step farther in the rest of your life. Yeah thats it.

What is Diabetes?
Diabetes is a disease in which the body does not produce or properly use insulin. Insulin is a hormone that is needed to convert sugar, starches and other food into energy needed for daily life. The cause of diabetes continues to be a mystery, although both genetics and environmental factors such as obesity and lack of exercise appear to play roles. Read important information you need to know about diabetes.

If you want to help me take a few minuets to look at this.

http://www.jdrf.ca/index.cfm?fuseaction=home.viewpage&page_id=E5902E16-C05C-9401-4F31AAD83D3E17D0

Mandy the Haunted Doll Script

(Howling Wind)
(Door open/close)
(Footsteps)
(Howling wind as background noise)
Ruth: Hello, what can i help you with today?
Lady: I need to get rid of this doll.
Ruth: Oh, ok, no problem. We need to hold the doll for 48 hours to determine the condition, and then we can come to a decision on the price.
(Door open/close)
Ruth: Hello? Mrs? Hello? Hmm, thats wierd she just left. Well I guess you need a name... How about... Mandy. Thats a good name. Your in very rough condition Mandy, hahaha, lets go see if you have any bugs...
(Footsteps)






Love Bee! :)

I GOT FIRED. Suckers.

This is just like the old me. It is five in the morning and I am the only one up.... The party has gone home and I still feel empty and lost. I don't know what is wrong with me as of late. I feel I have done so much wrong in the past and I want to make it all up and rewrite the past even though I had my chance and it is done. No reset button in life. Damn. I hope I am not worrying anyone. I mean not to and if it helps I have been through it all and I will survie this. Need not worry. Anyway I have nothing else to say. Peace and love.

~BEE

I am fuckered..... what am I doing... why.... ah fuck.

I was just reading through things befor I get up and clean the bathroom and I look at all that I have done. It makes me sad. I think I have done more bad than good. Being constructively selfish is hard. I don't even know if it is posible anymore. At one point I thought so but I am starting to think that the only way to do good is to be selfless. But even that has its problems.

I don't think I really hate life right now but I feel that I am dragging alot of people down. How can I be so blind for so long. I know Karen wants to move to the Island cause that is where all her frends are and I know that I can't go cause for a while yet I have obligations in the city of shit. It is really sad cause when Karen told me that the only friends she has here are Lee and I it made me sad. When I first met her, a year ago on the 11th, She was one of the most popular people in her friends group and then she started hanging with me and then dating me and now she has no friends here and the ones she does have are mine.

What the fuck is it about me that drags people along with me or should I say down with me. Oh well I know I will never figure it out but I sometimes wish I would stop doing this to people.

The sad part is I reilized that I only really have a couple friends over here. Most of my friends are on the Island too. But seeing as I have a very strong disliking for stupid people I don't mind being a hermit. I just wish more of the people I liked and respected lived over here. This place is like a soap opra. A really bad one. I have heard so many rumors about me and my small sect of friends that it makes me wonder if all these people have lives or if they just feed of making up things about others. I have never really cared about the rumors but they do make me laugh now and then. Cause the drama and how much small things can "ruin" Peoples lives just blows me away. That and the one about my girl friend and my sister sleeping together just about killed me. That is funny shit. Especialy if you have met my sister. HA.


I don't really know where I am going with any of this but I guess it never really goes anywhere. Mind it does make me feel better to write a small fraction of my thoughts and feelings down. I know you people don't seem to think I have any feelings but I do have one and it works quite well thank you. I always wonder if people read this but I guess they do cause when I do post there are coments that seem to imply they read it. Well I think I am going to go clean the gross ass washroom now.

Peace and love.

~BEE

I know it has taken me a while but here it is.

Leave your name and
1. I'll respond with something random about you.
2. I'll tell you what song/movie reminds me of you.
3. I'll pick a dish I would prepare for you!
4. I'll say something that only makes sense to you and me.
5. I'll tell you my first/clearest memory of you.
6. I'll tell you what animal you remind me of.
7. I'll ask you something that I've always wondered about you. Answer the question in a comment.
8. If I do this for you, you must post this on your journal. You MUST. It is written!

Lalala. Just waiting for css to install on my shiny new comp. YAY. It is so fast. I love it to death. Karen keeps wanting me to put the sims on it and make it work but then she will be on all the time and I want to use my computer not have her using it. HAHA.

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Nothing to see here folks. Move along.

It seems to me in this 'modern' day we seem to strive for relaxation and pleasure... or do we? I don't think there are many people, if any, I know, that would say they do not wish to be comfortable and pleasured. So this being said why is it that we argue? What is it that makes us want to prove others wrong? Some people are labeled as having ego's or to be arrogant but someone can only be labeled that if they them selves are arrogant enough to say such things. I have been looking for some time now of a way to say things, believed to the best of my knowledge to be 'fact', with out sounding like I know everything. I have just recently realized that it is not possible to do so as long as there is someone else who thinks they know better. So the only real solution is to not talk. But how long can it be kept up for?

This whole thing brings up the point that we are all different and we are all the same but some how one person can be more 'right' than another....

And then there is the question of what is 'right'? well that is easy right is what you feel is right. But wait, if that is so then how can someone argue about being right or wrong? There are two reasons, one they are stupid, second they are arguing with themselves.

And now for the punch line. It is stupid to argue with yourself and no one wants to be stupid so just keep your negative opinions to your self.

So it has been only days since my last post but due to the, what I percive as, positive feed back I am here to post once more! Yay! Ah life is interesting. I know that talking about work is cliche or something but it is alot of what I do so here it goes. For those of you who don't know what I do I am the machinist for High Liner Trailers LTD. I take raw steel and aluminum and make boat trailer parts. So in essence it is steel fab for the most part. I know how to weld and such but that is not part of what I do so I don't do that end of it. Duh! Anyway, Today I was not making parts for boat trailers but I was making devices that Telus and those other butt munches use to replace wire over long distances. It is an interesting part because it is bent in a complete 360. Which means that the last bend I have to do by hand cause other wise the brake press will fuck it up. It is really tiring to bend shit by hand...... I am sure you are all bored to shit. So for those of you that survived it is now time for somthing completly different.

So I have been involved in my first and lamest "blog war" ever. I really don't get it. Am I the only one that does not watch every bog that could be related to every person I know? It seems rather dumb to me. If someone I don't like is talking shit about my friends it does not concern me cause if I don't like them what should I care what they say? I'm I crazy? I hope so.

Oh yeah and in even greater news..... MY DAD IS GONE FOR A WEEK! I know, I know, the first thing that comes to mind it PARTY! but the second thing that comes to my mind is fucking cleaning it up. So no fucking dice. Oh well. Anyway I am being summoned.... I mean one of my minions needs guidance. Till next time, don't forget to fuck the Police everyone!

I have noticed as of late that alot of people read other peoples livejournal/blog even if they don't like the person or care what they have to say.... makes perfect sense to me.... yeah..


I wonder if anyone who doesn't like me reads my journal... If so they are suckers cause I never post... well not never but not enough to make it worth while to read. But for thoes of you poor lost souls reading this now prepare to be amazed!


Not much is going on in life right now. Trying to get a new job. Trying to work my way up in the world. HA. Also trying to move out cause I am 20 now and still live with my father. If I have to pay rent I would rather have my own place. I am also working getting my car back on the road but it seems I have a nice tight ass cause ICBC sure likes to fuck me. God damn, mother fucking, cunt licking, turtle whore sluts! Other than that I get to go see many doctors soon for I need help. lol.


Anyway that is all for now! Peace out White folk!

I just finished my finance shit for the month and it seems my little ploy is working. I have spent less money and I have saved some too. The first month of crazy book keeping was kinda discouraging cause I seemed to be working back wards. It helps to track everything though. I don't make dumb choices cause I know I will have to look at it later and feel dumb. Phycology and banking... what a mix. It seems silly to think that the fact that if I would not have to look at my dumb choices later then I would have no problem making them. I hate things that you buy and use right away so you don't have to live with the fact that you bought them. I am being rather general but if you have more than 1/8th a brain you will know I am crazy and reading this is pure entertainment.

Life in all aspects seems to be going well. I have a loving girlfriend (love you muffin!) and a half ass family well a full ass family if you count karen's. Wonderful friends and many great events and memories to remember them by. Like when I got rejected by the cool kids that were snorting shit off the table at boston pizza. To be rejected by people like that is a blessing. I would hate to think people of such ignorance would want to befriend me. Silly monkeys. It was good to get to know other rejects like Christina, Jason, Emily for a short time, and Lee of whom I already know but it was good to hang with him to.

It seems that my car wants to be nice for a while. The second solenoid is being a little sticky but that is not serious. I am going to Jacques in a couple of weeks to change the exhaust pipes and tires so it more rod like and a little less old man style. Not that shelly is not classy but I am yong and ignorant and I want a bit of a rod. I thought a month ago that the floor had holes in it but it seems that it was just people getting into the car with really wet feet and soaking the carpet through. I got mats for that though and it is dry as Arizona in there now. Anyway as much as I am sure you all love reading about my car, those of you that read this far, I am going to go and sleep.

Peace and love
~Parker

Hello people.

I know I said I would email back people if they emailed me and I would have had my harddrive not crapped out. I know I could have gone to someone else's house.... like I am right now. But I am very busy all the time and have not yet had a chance till now. Things are still going well I guess. Still work all the time and I don't have much time for anything but I am happy with what I am doing. Karen and I just had this huge conversation and out of it came many great points. I will not go through them all seeing as it was huge and I have not that much time. One of the main ones though was that people don't want to make mistakes or admite they are wrong and to be frank that pisses me off. Well as pissed as I can get anyway. I have alot of people who hate me for reason that are far from just yet I don't hold it against them and yet they seem to hold it against me. And most of the people who don't like me just tell other people not to like me cause I'm a drug addict. Which strikes me as odd, cause even when I was doing drugs I was never really addicted to any of them. save smoking.... and alcohol too. And those are the leagal ones. What a world. People tell me not to let it get to me and I can to a point but when I go somewhere and I see people looking and glaring it really makes me wonder what I did to these people to make them hate me so. Oh well. Just writing about it makes me reilize how dumb it is to care what they think.

On another much happier note I am working on a idea right now that may chage my life and the life of many around me. And in time the face of the world! but for now it is just an idea. Not just my idea but karen and lee have a hand in it too. But seeing as I have nothing to show of it and actions speak louder than words you will all have to wait to see what great thing comes from my epic life! Anyway I am going to end this cause it is going no where and I don't think anyone will have read this far anyway. but for those of you that do Peace and love.

~B

Hello people.

It has been a while. I have had alot happen in that while. I would like to start this post by saying that I am no longer deppressed all the time and I would like to appoligize to all the people it has affected. I am sorry to alot of people on the Island. Jesse, Katie, other Katie, Kaitlin, Holly, Chris, Taylor, Bridie, and many many more. If I did not mention your name you can imagine it in there. I have a bath waiting for me so I am trying to make this quick. I have ignored many of you for a while and for reasons I'm sure but that doesn not mean they are just. Not that many things are these days. I hope to get to see you all again soon. I have my car back now so transportation for me is no longer a problem but I am working 7 days a week. So getting there seems to be a chore but I will still make a plan to do so. I have been very busy latly and never seem to stop doing something but it all seems good. I quite smoking and I haven't touched pot in almost two weeks. Which is good and bad. It is good cause I'm sure my lungs need a break along with my wallet but I miss the pot. The smoking I can do with out. I love that too but the negitives totaly out weight the positives. As it seems with most things in life. Fucking living. I also have not touch liqure in over a month. I don't know how many of you know I had a bit of a drinking problem for a while but it is no longer. anway I am going to go to my bath now and then I have to get karen and steve from work so I can get fed. Peace and love folks and I know I am never on line but if you email me I will make an effort to email you back.

Must remember it's only life and ending it helps nothing.

I keep eliminating things from my life that I enjoy but aren't good for me and after two weeks I'm about ready to kill myself. I have really lost all meaning to life..... Yet with these things that I have cut out of my life I would not live much longer I think..... So what to do.... why is it all things happy for me I can't do.... Desire is a catch 22. I think I want something and most likly do but it will bite me in the ass for sure I know it. At least Lee, Chris and Holly still care, maby even more than is good for them. I kept on blaming my self for all my crumbling friendships but really it's a two way street. If someone called me I would call them some other time but it seems that anytime I call someone they never call me back. And why is it no one ever visits me I always visit them. Still excluding Lee, Chris, and Holly. Mind you I may be rather hard to get ahold of. I do work 10 hour days 6 days a week right now. It takes alot of time and effort. I also find it funny how when my car stoped working the only friend I ever see in van anymore is Lee. I have wasted so much time, effort and money. fuck.